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Thursday, 7 July 2011

A Funny Short One


I've razed a field of rye
Sheafs of wheat I've strangled
I've made some maize to die
Heads of barley I have mangled

I've spelled the end for spelt
My job title is 'miller' -
But in my heart I've always felt
I am a cereal killer